Nudity = Serenity

I am not a nudist.

Yet.

I know, somewhere deeply hidden (or maybe not much) at the back of my mind is the exponentially growing idea that nudity is part of the whole package in which serenity in entirety comes.

This thought was surfaced by the events of this past weekend. I, with some friends, went camping to Naivasha. This was my first ever camping thingy and it was so awesome, it left everyone with an I-wanna-do-it-again feeling. Only next time, we’ll be more prepared. Pillows are one of the great privileges we have but never really think of outside bed, until we go camping to Naivasha and have to sleep on make-shift pillows from clothes (and shoes).

So, that the nudity-equals-serenity idea was borne out of the camping experience is as much as I’ll explain. And no, it wasn’t a nude camp.

Say, maybe in an alternate universe, a realm, you were a nudist. There’s that exhilarating feeling you get when the breeze braces some parts of the body that are never exposed. And what with the fun, the sun, the freedom! Enough said.

I stay unmoved on my idea.

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New Element

Be informed that a new element has been added to the Periodic Table.
Details follow below:


Element: WOMEN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg (for isotopes, it may vary from 40-200 kg).
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.


Physical Properties:
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any reason (even at room temperature)
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used
5. Sweet as honey, if handled property.


Chemical Properties:
1. Have great affinities for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without warning for no known reason.
3. Most powerful money-reducing agent to man.

Common Uses:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be great aid to relaxation


Tests:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.


Potential Hazard:
1. It is illegal to possess more than one WO
2. Several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.


Warning:
Prolonged exposure to this element can cause severe finacnial hemorrhage and mental distress in men!

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Of Socialists and Keepers

I’ll start by defining the above mentioned. Well actually it’s not the actual definition, but as you’ll figure as you go on, just something that I think fits the context. 

Socialist is an economic concept (which reminds me that I need to do some study on it. Yes, I’m an economics student, but that’s besides the point) which  I’m not going to define. But In this post, it’ll mean the kind of people that are good at making acquaintances. They’re very social, outspoken, and outgoing. They, on the other hand, do not like intimate relationships. They prefer to have many friends but no that special person. They’ll make friends with strangers in an instant but all their friends are….well, mere acquaintances

Keepers (I have no idea where I got that word) are the kind of people that would rather have few but close friends. They appear standoffish but once you know them, they’re totally different. They don’t speak much in crowds.

So my roomie is a socialist, so to speak, and I’m a keeper (wow! That sounded vanity-filled, but no, I’m not that vain. You know what I mean). He speaks much, tells lies that I obviously know are so and yet he’s extremely entertaining. A social bee, he is. What with the number of girls he brings over! “This is my girlfriend”, he says to me with every Terry, Diana and Hellen. I think he does that in an effort to impress the poor fish girl. It always works. And then at that moment, I, without being told, go out for some time. Hours. To give them time to do the PUKUCHIKABAMA! If I don’t, he’ll signal it to me or send me a text message. Humph! I’ve been exiled quite a number of times, in just three weeks. Oh yeah, being ‘exiled’ is the whole act of giving your roomie some privacy.

My point is, we’re very different. Even in the kind of people that we like. *wink wink* And at this point, I forget what exactly I had in mind at the beginning. I swear I had a point. I'll just cook something up as I go on. Maybe, by some divine working, I'll remember. So, I think I can live with anyone. If I've lived with my current roomie so long and no hickups so far, I can damn well live with anyone. Doesn't take much anyway. Wait, something rushed through my mind, should I shed away the outward skin that he sees and reveal the real me? Should I let him into my life? Should I make him a friend? (albiet being my roomie, he's just an acquaintance.) Only time will tell. And if you have any answers to my query, you know where the comments section is. 

Till next time, Adios.

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