IMAX

So I haven't posted in the longest time ever. Sorry about that but I lacked the motivation. (plus, I had already stated that I'm really lazy.) Anyway, I decided that I'll post this today coz it was really phenomenal. 

The first movie that the 20th century IMAX showed is the WRATH OF THE TITANS. I didn't watch the premier but I had the opportunity to watch it today. The costs are a bit higher than the other 3D screens but it's totally worth it. It's a whole new experience. Makes you feel like you're in the movie itself. You should have seen us ducking and, albeit seldom, yelping. OK, maybe just slightly cursing coz of the fear of pebbles hitting us out of the screen. Next movie I'm doing is the AVENGERS. 

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You don't want to read this!

You are now breathing manually.

You're now aware of the fact that your clothes are touching your skin and you can feel it.

You're now aware that every time you swallow, you can hear a little crackle in your ears.

You're now aware that your nose is constantly in your peripheral vision.

You're now aware of the fact that your tongue is unable to find a comfortable place in your mouth.

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Jonzyctionary

ATTRACTION... the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

BIRTH CONTROL... avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.

EASY... the term used  to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT... a method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another person. Despite being adviced to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND... A person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE... a woman's feeling toward a man, which is interpreted by the man to be 'playing hard to get'.

INTERESTING... a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

IRRITATING HABIT... what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

LAW OF RELATIVITY... how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is.

NYMPHOMANIAC... a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.

SOBER... condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

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Inhuman. Simply.

I was recently watching the news and what I saw had to be one of the saddest news bit I've ever seen. 

What I saw made me question the very fibre of integrity in humanity. 

I'm too emotional right now to even talk about it. So here's the video of a 2-year-old Chinese kid who was ran over, TWICE, with people walking past her like she was a body of air. Really, what does this tell us about humanity and where we're heading?

Hope in humanity lost.

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Dedication to Special Person 2

Yeah, this post is dedicated to one Special Person 2 (I being Special Person 1. right, I'm vain like that but sweet nonetheless, so I love to think O_o)

Hope they'll like it.

If I could have just one wish,

I would wish to wake up everyday,

to the sound of your breath on my neck,

the warmth of your lips (and teeth, sadly) on my cheek,

the touch of your fingers on my skin,

and the feel of your heart beating with mine...

Knowing that I could never find that feeling

with anyone other than you.

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Cheap is expensive!

So I decided to buy a YU line for their beckoning cheap data prices.

Awesome!

That's what I thought. 

Terrible idea that was.

The thing is effing     s..........l..........o...........w............! What!? anyway, lesson learnt. Cheap is expensive. I had bought 300 Mb.

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Nudity = Serenity

I am not a nudist.

Yet.

I know, somewhere deeply hidden (or maybe not much) at the back of my mind is the exponentially growing idea that nudity is part of the whole package in which serenity in entirety comes.

This thought was surfaced by the events of this past weekend. I, with some friends, went camping to Naivasha. This was my first ever camping thingy and it was so awesome, it left everyone with an I-wanna-do-it-again feeling. Only next time, we’ll be more prepared. Pillows are one of the great privileges we have but never really think of outside bed, until we go camping to Naivasha and have to sleep on make-shift pillows from clothes (and shoes).

So, that the nudity-equals-serenity idea was borne out of the camping experience is as much as I’ll explain. And no, it wasn’t a nude camp.

Say, maybe in an alternate universe, a realm, you were a nudist. There’s that exhilarating feeling you get when the breeze braces some parts of the body that are never exposed. And what with the fun, the sun, the freedom! Enough said.

I stay unmoved on my idea.

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