Sugar Pumperspice

Be informed that a new element has been added to the Periodic Table.
Details follow below:


Element: WOMEN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg (for isotopes, it may vary from 40-200 kg).
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.


Physical Properties:
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any reason (even at room temperature)
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used
5. Sweet as honey, if handled property.


Chemical Properties:
1. Have great affinities for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without warning for no known reason.
3. Most powerful money-reducing agent to man.

Common Uses:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be great aid to relaxation


Tests:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.


Potential Hazard:
1. It is illegal to possess more than one WO
2. Several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.


Warning:
Prolonged exposure to this element can cause severe finacnial hemorrhage and mental distress in men!