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You are now breathing manually. You're now aware of the fact that your clothes are touching your skin and you can feel it. You're now aware that every time you swallow, you can hear a little crackle in your ears. You're now aware that your nose is constantly in your peripheral vision. You're now aware of the fact that your tongue is unable to find a comfortable place in your mout...

Jonzyctionary

ATTRACTION... the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATING... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. BIRTH CONTROL... avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men. EASY... the term used ...

Inhuman. Simply.

I was recently watching the news and what I saw had to be one of the saddest news bit I've ever seen.  What I saw made me question the very fibre of integrity in humanity.  I'm too emotional right now to even talk about it. So here's the video of a 2-year-old Chinese kid who was ran over, TWICE, with people walking past her like she was a body of air. Really, what does this tell us about humanity and where we're heading? Hope in humanity lo...

Dedication to Special Person 2

Yeah, this post is dedicated to one Special Person 2 (I being Special Person 1. right, I'm vain like that but sweet nonetheless, so I love to think O_o)Hope they'll like it. If I could have just one wish,I would wish to wake up everyday, to the sound of your breath on my neck,the warmth of your lips (and teeth, sadly) on my cheek,the touch of your fingers on my skin,and the feel of your heart beating with mine...Knowing that I could never find that feelingwith anyone other than yo...

Cheap is expensive!

So I decided to buy a YU line for their beckoning cheap data prices. Awesome! That's what I thought.  Terrible idea that was.The thing is effing     s..........l..........o...........w............! What!? anyway, lesson learnt. Cheap is expensive. I had bought 300 ...

Nudity = Serenity

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New Element

Be informed that a new element has been added to the Periodic Table. Details follow below: Element: WOMEN Symbol: WO Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg (for isotopes, it may vary from 40-200 kg). Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas. Physical Properties: 1. Boils at room temperature 2. Freezes without any reason (even at room temperature) 3. Melts if given special treatment 4. Bitter, if incorrectly used 5. Sweet as honey, if handled property. Chemical Properties: 1. Have great affinities for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and...

Of Socialists and Keepers

I’ll start by defining the above mentioned. Well actually it’s not the actual definition, but as you’ll figure as you go on, just something that I think fits the context.  Socialist is an economic concept (which reminds me that I need to do some study on it. Yes, I’m an economics student, but that’s besides the point) which  I’m not going to define. But In this post, it’ll mean the kind of people that are good at making acquaintances. They’re very social, outspoken, and outgoing. They, on the other hand, do not like intimate relationships. They...

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; part 2

Well, this is turning out to be a wonderful weekend crowned by the release of the last sequel of the Harry Potter series, Deathly Hallows; part 2. One word for it, AWESOME! Here is it's preview, for those of you who haven't watched it yet: To all the Harry Potter fanatics, y'all know this movie is the crown of all the others. This is the final installment after the chapters of the long narrative that started in 2001. It's been quite a journey. If you haven't watched this last one yet, I'd strongly suggest...

Eureka!

So I was watching PAUL, again, for the umpteenth time, (it still never seizes to invoke some extraordinary excitement in me) and there it was! I actually noticed a movie mistake towards the ending! That I noticed it makes me feel.... what's the word I'm looking for? GREAT! Towards the end, before the awkward long take-off by Paul's species' mini spacecraft, Special Agent "Lorenzo" Zoil was shot on his left hand by that "big guy" woman. Yes, they actually refer to her as the big guy. And right after the take-off, when earthlings are sheepishly staring...

It’s been a week

I am not feeling the slightest bit inspired, despite the recent quite eventful occurrences, fruitful and otherwise. This week, and the one just past, has been one wholesome remarkable period.It started with my reaching the limit on some tolerance concerning some personal stuff between me and gesty spider monkey (name changed for obvious reasons). See, the thing with me is that certain things seem minute, to me, and I hardly mind them. But a realization occurred to me that I actually do mind the small “unimportant” stuff; only not as they happen....

WHY?

Why? This is a question I’ve asked myself de novo. Why? And I was left thinking for a while, not knowing what I’m thinking about. But one consistent thought process was the disturbing craving for Amarula. I guess I just wasn’t ready to answer it, or rather think about it. I do that quite often. I pretend. I pretend it’s not important. Or maybe it’s postponing. I’m not sure what it is exactly that I do, but the wise would say it’s not wise. I’m sure. It works out for me though, well, so far....

In The Beginning....

OK. So here goes… this is my first leap. You know that first step you take on your first trip to the ice rink? You know how excitedly nervous you get? How you feel? Like you just got a tiny shot of adrenaline? and you’re also asking yourself a thousand and one questions? Will I fall? When will I learn? Then at that moment you see guys humouredly swooshing and turning, and ghosting past the rookies at insane speeds and you ask yourself, will I ever get to do that? (I got carried away, I’m sorry)...
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